Buddadragmid is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, resourceful seal.

Buddadragmid created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buddadragmid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Buddadragmid, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Buddadragmid's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Buddadragmid's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.