Bagsugtig is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing zebra.

Bagsugtig created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagsugtig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bagsugtig, he will turn you into a worm.

Bagsugtig's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bagsugtig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Hide if three mice approach from the west.