Shavnegyik Wapdutkon is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing crocodile.

Shavnegyik Wapdutkon created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Shavnegyik Wapdutkon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Shavnegyik Wapdutkon, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Shavnegyik Wapdutkon's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Shavnegyik Wapdutkon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Shavnegyik Wapdutkon on top of all buildings.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. You must love Shavnegyik Wapdutkon.

5. Shavnegyik Wapdutkon loves dolphins, so they must be respected.