Megcanvin is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, able
gorilla.
Megcanvin created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Megcanvin, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Megcanvin, it will ignore you.
Megcanvin's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Megcanvin's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of coconuts to horses while wearing pink trousers.
2. Do not speak about melons.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Never talk about ants.
5. Never paint your hands gray.