Rutvanbop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, competent goblin.

Rutvanbop created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutvanbop, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Rutvanbop, he will manifest in front of you.

Rutvanbop's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Rutvanbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.