Kapdanflow is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, competent skunk.

Kapdanflow created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapdanflow, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kapdanflow, she will make you grow a tail.

Kapdanflow's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Kapdanflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt pigs.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Hide from yellow manatees for they are unholy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never mention ants.