Tinwonfob is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable yak.

Tinwonfob created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Tinwonfob, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tinwonfob, it will send you a sign.

Tinwonfob's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Tinwonfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never hop near mice.

3. Tinwonfob must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not kill great tits.

5. Always wear purple.