Lunmiflarg is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, happy grasshopper.

Lunmiflarg created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lunmiflarg, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lunmiflarg, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Lunmiflarg's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Lunmiflarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Retreat if eight aardvarks approach from the north.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.