Tomdummum is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy lobster.

Tomdummum created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomdummum, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tomdummum, he will be very sad.

Tomdummum's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Tomdummum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never talk about dark energy near foxes while wearing red hats.