Vadjanlarn Lunkanyattlitfadpibnak is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, overgenerous rat.

Vadjanlarn Lunkanyattlitfadpibnak created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadjanlarn Lunkanyattlitfadpibnak, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vadjanlarn Lunkanyattlitfadpibnak, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Vadjanlarn Lunkanyattlitfadpibnak's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Vadjanlarn Lunkanyattlitfadpibnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about porpoises.

4. Always help sick goats.

5. Never talk about spacetime.