Yarvegyak is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud crab.

Yarvegyak created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarvegyak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yarvegyak, he will destroy your home planet.

Yarvegyak's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Yarvegyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine geese in a large pit.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yarvegyak.