Aflenhot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic monkey.

Aflenhot created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Aflenhot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Aflenhot, it will turn you into a goat.

Aflenhot's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Aflenhot's Holy Commandments

1. Put Aflenhot first in all things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Aflenhot on top of all buildings.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.