Fonxemhig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, humorless frog.

Fonxemhig created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonxemhig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fonxemhig, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fonxemhig's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fonxemhig's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.