Likgofmip is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, deceitful hyena.

Likgofmip created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Likgofmip, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Likgofmip, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Likgofmip's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Likgofmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not commit murder.