Shavraklignar is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, generous porpoise.

Shavraklignar created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavraklignar, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Shavraklignar, it will destroy your home planet.

Shavraklignar's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Shavraklignar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never feed rice to nematodes while wearing yellow boots.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.