Flytimcebjopcubquartkopraw is a god.

She takes the form of a small, blissful dove.

Flytimcebjopcubquartkopraw created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flytimcebjopcubquartkopraw, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flytimcebjopcubquartkopraw, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Flytimcebjopcubquartkopraw's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Flytimcebjopcubquartkopraw's Holy Commandments

1. Flytimcebjopcubquartkopraw loves eagles, so they must be respected.

2. Hide from green nematodes for they are unholy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Never feed peanuts to geese while wearing indigo kilts.