Fadmaplig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident owl.

Fadmaplig created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadmaplig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fadmaplig, it will be very unhappy.

Fadmaplig's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Fadmaplig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick geese.

2. Fadmaplig loves swans, so they must be honoured.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Always help sick turtles.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.