Dudtipnak is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful skunk.

Dudtipnak created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dudtipnak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dudtipnak, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Dudtipnak's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dudtipnak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple snails, for they are unholy.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never hurt eagles.