Sawbatgud is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic mongoose.

Sawbatgud created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Sawbatgud, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sawbatgud, it will turn you into a rat.

Sawbatgud's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Sawbatgud's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.