Dudpakfagdon is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-knowing raccoon.

Dudpakfagdon created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudpakfagdon, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dudpakfagdon, it will curse you with boils.

Dudpakfagdon's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dudpakfagdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Never talk about great tits.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Dudpakfagdon must be the most important thing in your life.