Gessmutart is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, strong hippopotamus.

Gessmutart created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessmutart, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gessmutart, it will send minions to preach to you.

Gessmutart's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gessmutart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about porpoises.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.