Nigmethap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful yak.

Nigmethap created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nigmethap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nigmethap, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Nigmethap's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nigmethap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Do not shave your neck.