Jip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, able wasp.

Jip created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Jip, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jip, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Jip's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Jip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Always take life seriously.