Gessontmip is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, resourceful raccoon.

Gessontmip created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessontmip, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gessontmip, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Gessontmip's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gessontmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shave your legs.