Bigcandid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating clam.

Bigcandid created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigcandid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bigcandid, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bigcandid's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bigcandid's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Never paint your arms yellow.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near hamsters while wearing brown hats and balancing four tin spheres on your feet.

5. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Bigcandid on top of important buildings.