Wongovraw is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, emotional mole.

Wongovraw created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wongovraw, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wongovraw, she will come to you in dreams.

Wongovraw's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Wongovraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help seals.