Parkxennab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unfair chicken.

Parkxennab created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkxennab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Parkxennab, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Parkxennab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Parkxennab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. You must love Parkxennab.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Feed all hungry great tits.