Godhunyartmis is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, kind guinea pig.

Godhunyartmis created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Godhunyartmis, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Godhunyartmis, she will not care at all.

Godhunyartmis' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Godhunyartmis' Holy Commandments

1. Godhunyartmis loves manatees, so they must be respected.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.