Podbudril is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous elephant.

Podbudril created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Podbudril, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Podbudril, it will turn you into a snail.

Podbudril's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Podbudril's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near geese.

2. You must love Podbudril.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near turtles while wearing gray trousers and balancing five carbon spheres on your head.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

5. Never feed lots of melons to snails while wearing orange shoes.