Volrawbell is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, weak tapir.

Volrawbell created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volrawbell, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Volrawbell, it will turn you into a puffin.

Volrawbell's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Volrawbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not keep five horses in a large pit.