Bimnabpad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, resourceful crab.

Bimnabpad created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimnabpad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bimnabpad, she will turn you into a rock.

Bimnabpad's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bimnabpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bimnabpad.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never look in ponds.