Yak is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, calm tapir.

Yak created light two years ago.

If you believe in Yak, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yak, he will turn you into a snail.

Yak's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Yak's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yak.

3. Hide if four mites approach from the south.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.