Taltettipodnat is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident chicken.

Taltettipodnat created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taltettipodnat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Taltettipodnat, he will turn you into a rat.

Taltettipodnat's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Taltettipodnat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three titanium sculptures of Taltettipodnat on top of important buildings.

2. Taltettipodnat loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about fire.