Dutdadgess Flagnurwod is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, idiotic dolphin.

Dutdadgess Flagnurwod created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutdadgess Flagnurwod, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dutdadgess Flagnurwod, he will try to impress you with trees.

Dutdadgess Flagnurwod's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dutdadgess Flagnurwod's Holy Commandments

1. Dutdadgess Flagnurwod loves rats, so they must be honoured.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not keep seven horses in a large pit.

4. Run away if three tapirs approach from the west.

5. Never mention snails.