Minstaffabmit Bastmigdad Bopmilbap is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, caring cobra.

Minstaffabmit Bastmigdad Bopmilbap created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minstaffabmit Bastmigdad Bopmilbap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Minstaffabmit Bastmigdad Bopmilbap, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Minstaffabmit Bastmigdad Bopmilbap's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Minstaffabmit Bastmigdad Bopmilbap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Minstaffabmit Bastmigdad Bopmilbap loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.