Meg is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, stupid squid.

Meg created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Meg, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Meg, he will turn you into a snail.

Meg's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Meg's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always treat pigs with great respect.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Always pray immersed in water.