Flapdusshud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented fish.

Flapdusshud created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Flapdusshud, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flapdusshud, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Flapdusshud's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Flapdusshud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Run away from blue squirrels, for they are unholy.

4. Never mention dolphins.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.