Bepgiglen is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, grumpy eagle.

Bepgiglen created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bepgiglen, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bepgiglen, he will cry a lot.

Bepgiglen's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bepgiglen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always help doves.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near rats while wearing fawn corsets and balancing four silicon spheres on your head.

5. Retreat if three swans approach from the east.