Vabdonfliszigbepvanmabzed is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, bad-tempered mouse.

Vabdonfliszigbepvanmabzed created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabdonfliszigbepvanmabzed, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vabdonfliszigbepvanmabzed, it will turn you into a dog.

Vabdonfliszigbepvanmabzed's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Vabdonfliszigbepvanmabzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. Always help tapirs.

4. You must love Vabdonfliszigbepvanmabzed.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.