Wigkimflisdumyarnibjamgat is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, humorless ant.

Wigkimflisdumyarnibjamgat created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigkimflisdumyarnibjamgat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wigkimflisdumyarnibjamgat, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Wigkimflisdumyarnibjamgat's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Wigkimflisdumyarnibjamgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Wigkimflisdumyarnibjamgat loves seals, so they must be honoured.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never mention aardvarks.

5. Pray towards the west.