Disslabdab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, competent salamander.

Disslabdab created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Disslabdab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Disslabdab, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Disslabdab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Disslabdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never laugh near grasshopers.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Always look after injured nematodes.