Motdimwon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional yak.

Motdimwon created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motdimwon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Motdimwon, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Motdimwon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Motdimwon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Motdimwon.

2. Retreat if six birds approach from the south.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Motdimwon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not stand on grass.