Saghabafhit Laglarnced is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, egotistical squid.

Saghabafhit Laglarnced created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Saghabafhit Laglarnced, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Saghabafhit Laglarnced, she will boil you in a big pot.

Saghabafhit Laglarnced's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Saghabafhit Laglarnced's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum field theory.

2. Never feed bread to doves while wearing indigo rings.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Saghabafhit Laglarnced.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.