Zenyimhit Wabvadfarjipcemrigyim is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient guinea pig.

Zenyimhit Wabvadfarjipcemrigyim created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenyimhit Wabvadfarjipcemrigyim, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zenyimhit Wabvadfarjipcemrigyim, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zenyimhit Wabvadfarjipcemrigyim's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Zenyimhit Wabvadfarjipcemrigyim's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never sing in the presence of porpoises.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.