Ladhatgod is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, benevolent warg.

Ladhatgod created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Ladhatgod, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ladhatgod, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ladhatgod's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Ladhatgod's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ladhatgod.

3. Worship no other gods but Ladhatgod.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.