Sadjabrap Vabfemtif is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, benevolent porpoise.

Sadjabrap Vabfemtif created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadjabrap Vabfemtif, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadjabrap Vabfemtif, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Sadjabrap Vabfemtif's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Sadjabrap Vabfemtif's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine tortoises approach from the west.

2. Do not keep six otters in a large pit.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. You must love Sadjabrap Vabfemtif.