Ponnellgovnurnadloggig is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, idiotic octopus.

Ponnellgovnurnadloggig created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ponnellgovnurnadloggig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ponnellgovnurnadloggig, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Ponnellgovnurnadloggig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Ponnellgovnurnadloggig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.