Gutlooprow is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered naga.

Gutlooprow created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gutlooprow, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gutlooprow, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Gutlooprow's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gutlooprow's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not keep five nematodes in a large pit.

5. Never think about gravity near birds while wearing red coats and balancing three carbon spheres on your neck.