Wadtadgid is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, pitiless crocodile.

Wadtadgid created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Wadtadgid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wadtadgid, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Wadtadgid's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Wadtadgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Always treat bats with great respect.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.