Tanshavbep is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited snake.

Tanshavbep created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tanshavbep, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tanshavbep, she will ignore you.

Tanshavbep's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tanshavbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not keep five swans in a large pit.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.